Talk about geeky! This is a MIT school cheer!
E to the U
I'm a Beaver, you're a Beaver, we are Beavers all.
And when we get together, we do the Beaver call.
E to the U du dx,
E to the X dx.
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159.
Integral radical mu dv
Slipstick, sliderule, MIT.
Go Tech!
I have to say that it is quite an interesting cheer for sports though...
Another interesting bit of fact I found about Pi - it is legal shorthand for plantiff - I never knew that!
- Mood:
amused
Spoof of the race between Obama and Clinton - utterly hilarious even though it may be a bit out of date by now.
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Auditor's one line report on Lehman Brothers Balance sheet:
'There are two sides to a Balance Sheet. - Left & the Right (Liabilities and Assets respectively), on the Left side there is nothing right… and on the right side there is nothing left '
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amused
Last night as I lay sleeping, I died or so it seemed.
Then I went to heaven, but only in my dreams.
Up there St. Peter met me, standing at the pearly gates.
He said, "I must check your record, please stand here and wait."
He turned and said, "Your record is covered with terrible flaws.
On earth I see you rallied for every losing cause.
I see that you drank alcohol and smoked and used drugs too.
Fact is, you've done everything a good person should never do.
We can't have people like you up here. Your life was full of sin.
As I turned away,his eyes glanced down at the last entry, "Hang on..."
Then he read the last of my record, took my hand and said, "Come in."
He led me up to the big boss and said "Take her in and treat her well."
She used to work in a law firm. She's done her time in hell."
AMEN
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amused

